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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2008|01:07 am]
Things I should not have access to...

You: "Hey, lets go out and get some food"
Me: "Yeah, sure. That sounds great. We could..., ummm, what was  that you said Ol' Nick?"
<lifts hand and refers to it a la Mr. Hat>
"So, 'Hence it comes that all armed prophets have been victorious, and all unarmed prophets have been destroyed' huh? I sure will keep that in mind."
You: <backs away slowly>
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(no subject) [Jun. 21st, 2008|11:30 am]
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From [May. 27th, 2008|01:20 pm]

I like stories like this. Bounus: Dave Weldon was my Rep in Florida. He is pretty much an ass.

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(no subject) [May. 17th, 2008|11:46 pm]
Phone is fixed.
Will be in AC till Wednesday.
I will try and catch up with everyone.
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2008|01:20 pm]

My phone is nothing but a blue screen now. In the past it would do this temporarily, but now it seems permanent. I waited two days for it to clear up. So if you are one of the people who have been trying to contact me, or have been waiting to hear from me, that is why you haven't. I'm going to try and get it taken care of this weekend, so until further notice, the only way to to get a hold of me is the house phone or the internet (like the amish or something)

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Greetings Citizens! [Apr. 23rd, 2008|01:47 pm]
My mom is currently on the phone talking to an automated system ordering forms she needs to order medicine. Boy do I get a sick joy out of that. Trust No One! Keep Your Laser Handy! 

Note: Reading this post without the express written consent given by the returned yellow copy of form LJ-609-b is grounds for Summary Brain Scrubbing. Form LJ-609-b is available from office {deleted for efficiency}.
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2008|10:03 am]
 As I was walkin' 'round Grosvenor Square
Not a chill to the winter but a nip to the air,
From the other direction, she was calling my eye,
It could be an illusion, but I might as well try, might as well try.

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes.
And I knew without askin' she was into the blues.
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls,
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls
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Sad [Mar. 4th, 2008|01:46 pm]
Gary Gygax has failed his saving roll versus death at the age of 69.
Brett Favre has shown the only person who could ever take him out of the lineup was himself. 
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2007|11:14 pm]
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura
ché la diritta via era smarrita.
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2007|11:05 am]
Today is both Gene Roddenberry's and Jonathan Frakes' birthdays. In honor, do something extra nerdy. Its also Bubba Clinton's birthday, so I'll just let you decide how to best celebrate that. Me and Talking Bill Clinton Doll are going to hang out and avoid Matt Drudge before work.
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